TGIF-Jokes to brighten up your weekend!

Some jokes to brighten up your weekend … Good ones …. Enjoy !!!
Thoughts That Make you Laugh !!!!!

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to create the biggest doubt in your wife's mind for you?
Just Suddenly send her SMS saying..
"I Luv u too"
GAME OVER.!
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When do you know you are in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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What is the diff between young age & old Age?
Simple..
In young age phone is full of darlings numbers..
In old age its full of doctors numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A question asked in a talent test:
If you are married to one of the twin sisters who are looking
identical, how wud you recognize your WIFE?
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell should I recognize?
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We Pronounce 22 as twenty two, 33 as thirty three, 44 as forty four,
55 as fifty five, why not 11 as onety one?

Doubt By last bench association...
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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI (brand name of a soap) & TSUNAMI ?
Student : HIMAMI is Face Wash,
TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between friend & wife?
U can tell your friend
“U r my Best Friend” But
Do u have courage tell to your wife
“U r my best wife?”!!!!